Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Pink Siamese

Here are our little kitties. I've wanted to have kittens every since we moved into our house and Jara was almost 2. I figured cute, fuzzy babies were much safer than the killing machine named Icky my mom boards. Two years later I have finally weakened Jed into accepting that our children NEED pets and cats are easier to care for than dogs. So, may I introduce...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Here they are at the tender age of 6 weeks old. I don't think I have ever brought home kitties this young. They were teeny tiny and slept all day. Jara would push them around in her dolly stroller and they'd snooze away wrapped up in a blanket. I have pictures of it but you can't even see the kitty because all he wanted to do was burrow to the bottom of the blanket and sleep. Each cat's personality is true to his distinctive name. They are opposites in every way. Dr. Jekyll you will notice in most of the pictures because he is more cooperative and thus easier for a 3 year old to manage. Dr. Jekyll is white=good, Mr. Hyde is black=the dark one (his name was smoke monster for awhile for all you LOST fans.) They are both a Siamese mix but the distinct coloring is only obvious in Dr. Jekyll, his bright blue eyes are beautiful if not a little googly.
Here are a few of my favorite "CAT" moments:
1) Every morning Jara calls to them "Breakfast, everyone up, hurry, hurry." Can you tell she loves the Cinderella movie?
2)Jara "dyed" Dr. Jekyll's fur with a marker, that is why this post has been dubbed the pink Siamese. I couldn't figure out why the cat was pink until I saw the tell all sign of discarded crayola magic moments marker. Magic moments indeed!
3)Jack calls them mowww's. He likes to pick them up by the tail and the neck. Thankfully they don't seem to mind too much and have survived. You won't see Jack and the kitties in very many pictures because they know to steer clear of the giant boy. Jack, even though he likes to inflict pain on the mowww's, is very concerned when they inflict pain on each other. Mr. Hyde, true to his nature, likes to beat the crap out of his fellow feline, with precise cat kicks to the face and tail biting. This behavior greatly disturbs Jack who will cry and say "no mowww" and try to save (I use this term loosely)Dr. Jekyll.
4)As soon as the sun comes up so do the cats, they go into loco mode. One morning about 5:30 Jed nudges me and mutters "throw those damn raccoons out." (They sleep in the laundry room.)They do have to be put out or else the whole house wakes up. Mr. Hyde enjoys practicing his pogo moves on the washing machine.
5)Dr. Jekyll likes to purr when he eats and he gets going so loud he is vibrating his whole body and almost levitating.
6)Mr. Hyde ended up in the dryer today. I think he had some assistance. I hear MEOW MEOW normally I ignore meowing because Dr. J is a whiner but when it continued unceasing I decided to have a look and realized the noise was evident but the cat was not. After a quick look to the side and behind the dryer I realized where he was. He was so traumatized after I pulled him out he allowed petting and even produced a minor purr. That's gratitude coming from Mr. Hyde.

Jara with her pal Dr. Jekyll. One day she came in with him in a bag around her neck. A convenient cat carrier.

I love the look on Jara's face in this picture. AND I love the look on Mr. Hyde's face in the other picture. You can see his true spaz personality reflecting back at you. Did I mention Jack tries to take the kitties for rides on the trike? Not so fun for the cat but he knows life will be easier if he cooperates.

An innocent baby Mr. Hyde happily snoozing away. If only he would have stayed this way.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Best Family Picture EVER

Yeah, I don't know why I'm okay with exploiting myself like this but truly this is the best family picture ever.

Here are a list of possible captions:
The family that packs heat together, stays together.
NRA-the picture of American families
Redneck reunion
The LAW
When I don't comb my hair it makes me angry and I feel the need to shoot things, inanimate things that is.
NV the battle born state for a reason
I could go on and on but they are going to continue to become more and more lame.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy Independence Day


Can you tell it was Jack's first time to watch fireworks? Jara's an old pro, I still clap and Jed's eyes had starry flames reflecting in them.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Breakfast

We like our pancakes with a little bit of powdered sugar on our face...


Mmmmm

Jack's comfy/monkey eating position. Aids in digestion.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Wheeler Family Fun in Marysvale

All of the PK Wheeler clan headed to the Paiute Trail last weekend. We rode 4-wheelers (no pun intended) and explored in the state of "elevated life." (Utah is now posting this on license plates, I guess "greatest snow on earth wasn't good enough.)
Here are some highlights of the trip...

Miner's Park-here they had plenty of old mining artifacts to entertain even the youngest of children.
Jack-in-a-Mining-Cart


Family photo-since we were riding 4-wheelers in sub zero temperatures, hail and rain we needed extra, extra layers. Did I mention it was uphill both ways? haha

Where we stayed-great place I highly recommend it to ya'll. The actual name of the establishment is "Moore's Old Pine Inn." They have 7 cabins decorated in "miner" theme with all the amenities. It's very quaint. If only real miners would have had it this nice.

Where is Waldo, I mean Jack? Here are almost all of the boy cousins but three.

Here we are, notice the pretty, yellow flowers Jed picked for my hair.


The only two girls out of a pack of 11. They have to stick together, and they did! They played so cute together.


Hiking to the waterfalls. Jack is numb in this picture and shorty hereafter had a royal meltdown. Did I mention it was COLD?

My pioneer children. Here is a "green" car for you. No gasoline or batteries involved!


All the girls. (almost I'm not sure where Tessa was)


It was a great trip and I would definitely like to do it again, even in the rain!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Poor Jack

My little guy is sporting leopard skin and not the fashionable kind! The kind caused by "oh it could be this, this or this but basically you do nothing as your child suffers and it goes away." It looks like leprosy, hence the spots, (haha) and if it is what I had last summer and NOT an allergic reaction to amoxicillin (the possible diagnosis) my sympathy level is at 10. I wouldn't wish this on my worst nemesis! It burns, itches like crazy and makes life very miserable.

Actually looking better in this picture. You should have seen him in the beginning.

Even in misery we can still coax a laugh out of this little guy.
Don't worry, it's not entirely contagious. And you definitely won't get it through this post.

Monday, June 7, 2010

In Her Own Words


Jara has been very entertaining lately. Here are just a few of her 'isms"


Jara: Jack hit me!

Self: I'm sorry

Jara: It's not your fault, it's JACK'S fault.


Announcing to her entire gymnastics class in the middle of the gym "I LISTEN to my teacher!!!" And then telling everyone "My name is Jara, J-A-R-A!!! I am 3!!!" She has LOTS of exuberant energy.



While eating her second sno-cone, "Don't worry mom, I went easy on the juice." (meaning the flavor syrup.)



We have baby kittens I found Jara holding one and telling it in a high-pitched baby voice "Your afraid of the claw" while proceeding to show it her index finger in a hook shape.
What movie is that off of? (Don't worry Jara has never seen this movie, she has just heard her parent's quote it one too many times.)
(Ashley, you may be the only one who "gets" that.)