Dialogue

This morning in his morning grooming session Jack was "mining for gold" if you know what I mean. Upon finding a particularly fine specimen in a voice of reverenced awe I hear, "Wow, that's a good one." Boys.

Also-

Entering I-15 via the Blue Diamond on-ramp is a ginormous billboard of...what else in 'Vegas? Show-girl bootie.

Enter Jack...

"Me see her bum-bum."

Enough said.


P.S. I think we will be doing all of our shopping once he turns 12 in our friendly neighbor to the north, UTAH!