Monday, May 23, 2011

It Never Gets Old

Tis' the season for...
Annual river swimming

The only crocs we saw were wearing pink tutu's and shark swim shorts, completely innocent. In the picture it looks as if they are laying on top of the water. Due to the murky coloration you never know if you will be in an inch of water or 24!


The fearless river wanderer. No hesitation, she ran, leaped and crocodiled her way all over. I don't know if her new found bravery is good or not.




The deeper parts require some assistance. (At least the first time.)



Catching position. I'm hoping Jara was chucking a block of drift wood and not a cow patty.


Bending capabilities when stuck in the muck.

Cleaning off the muck, a nice little perch.


Monday, May 9, 2011

The Big 6-0


Last weekend Jed's dad celebrated his 60th birthday. Paul makes 60 look young. I'm pretty sure he is in better shape than either Jed or myself! Part of the celebration included a journey to Valley of Fire to hike/picnic and enjoy the great outdoors (minus the bear of course.)

The color variations are beautifully modeled here by the lovely Jara.

Jack is a lazy hiker. Jara did the whole mile and a half with barely a whine, Jack on the other hand walked 10 steps and held his arms up to Jed for a comfortable bird's eye view. Maybe I should say Jack is a smart hiker.






Family o' cave dwellers pictures


The evil, bad-omen-rook who was waiting to peck my eyes out. Did I mention, I hate birds. Remind me to tell you about the neighbors peacocks.




Anyway,




It was a Wonderful, Wheeler, Weekend.


Did I mention I love alliteration.



Monday, May 2, 2011

Eggstravaganza


Happy Easter hunt at Grandma's. See the trumpets. Thankfully they have been misplaced. The perfect equation for happiness: trumpets, candy, family and more candy, of course.


Coloring Eggs. I found four pairs of bunny ears in my dress-up clothes box and who can resist wearing the ears while coloring eggs. Well, Jed wasn't so excited about them but super bunny was. (In case you were wondering what the floral pillowcase is all about.)



Community egg hunt at the fairgrounds. Jara was elated this year that she found a prize egg. The prize egg was more exciting than the actual prize, which she generously donated to Jack. Both of my children found an embarrassingly huge horde of eggs and Jara has been eating candy from her mysterious, yet to be discovered stash for over a week.




Jack getting a little impatient for things to get rolling.






Happy Easter!


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Spring Break Madness

Spring Break requires a trip to Red Rock. I'm not sure why this tradition started but its origins go all the way back to before I had children, or was even married for that matter. Jara has been asking me for a few days if we could go, the last time was a month or two ago, and

so today we packed up, complete with a picnic basket full of drinks and the mail, Ella and Ashley and headed out. The look on passing vehicles is always something like this, "What is this crazy lady doing driving her vehicle through the sand?" Don't worry it has 4WD, which is only necessary sometimes. First we thoroughly wilted the children with sand fun, it was nice and warm today. Then, to cool off, we stopped at the local "water park." Thank you Clark County Parks and Rec for picking today to irrigate.




Sand and Sun




The Girls, so angelic

The Jed clones, also angelic, as long as no one is wielding a plastic shovel.





Refreshing Cool Down



Ella making her own wake




All three gloriously splashing




My children the little water rats, rolling and splashing with great joy



Uninhibited joy, now that the pants are no longer weighing them down. Well, Jack was having a bit of a problem as you can see. Diapers are not conducive to irrigating-water-fun. Sorry about the crack, you have to witness it to get the full effect and the reason for Ashley and I doubled over in laughter looking like raving, mad women.



The picture captures it all. Jara laughing at her brothers sagging-to-his-knees diaper situation and Jack in puzzled bewilderment over the fact that he could no longer run. After this, the loin cloth/diaper that weighed ten pounds had to be disposed of and Ella was kind enough to share her shorts so that there would be no indecent public exposure. The levels of freedom (and clothing for that matter) just kept on extending.



What a great way to spend the afternoon. I don't think I've laughed so hard all week as I did watching these three children splash and play. In every picture I snapped everyone was grinning from ear to ear. However, the fun did have to stop once we ran out of clothing options but we'll be back. I'm thinking of calling the County and verifying their watering schedule. Midnight in July, no problem, we'll be assuming a nocturnal schedule by then anyway.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Here I Am

Ahh I'm back to the real world. TV and Internet. After a ten day hiatus amongst packing, moving and settling, the beasts are re-connected. I found out 2 things 1)the Internet controls my life, well at least my bills and 2)Ten days of no TV almost prompted me to permanently disconnect the thing, especially when we discovered what we were going to have to do to connect it! More on that later. The last few weeks have been mundane, necessary, and mindlessly busy.



#1 We sold our house. The whole process from sign-up to sign-down took about 4 months! We feel very fortunate that we found a buyer and could go through the whole process in such a short amount of time. We've heard horror stories. We moved the extremely long distance of a mile down the road. Familiar territory. Thank goodness no cross country or zip code changing here. I don't know how people move in one trip. I didn't realize I had so much crap! And I have no idea where I put it all, the Jed shed only held so much, and was not harboring any of my furniture.


Here are my favorite things about our new place.


1. The fridge has an automatic water dispenser in the fridge, with a fresh filter, which is key. Now Jara can happily help herself to water at any time and I am no longer the water girl/would you like a refill girl?


2. No carpet in the living areas, only the bedrooms. The ONLY reason I like this is because I have found a new enjoyable hobby called "rug buying" and there is plenty of flooring to rug. Oh and the fact that there are no more carpet mysteries. 3. New carpet, new paint, new tile, new blinds, ahhh the smells of new are balm to my allergies. 4. More kitchen cupboards. There may not be a single thing hanging on any wall, including a clock, and there may still be six boxes unpacked but my kitchen is organized and settled. Kitchens make me happy probably because they are the source of FOOD I mean sustenance.


Now on to the things I miss about our former place.


1. A nice hard driveway. I have had to put my car in 4-wheel drive TWICE since we have lived here all of 10 days. I am officially living on a sand dune in the middle of the forsaken desert. You might be a redneck if...?


2. My glorious yard peppered with my own blood, sweat and tears, on a quiet street. Corner lots on busy roads are limiting. As in-I can no longer wear my frightful reindeer pants to take out the trash anymore. And Jed no longer feels comfortable sporting my pink crocs when retrieving forgotten items from the car.


3. A sealed off crawlspace. Are you ready for this, we found 8 cats under the house, EIGHT!!! 3 Dead, 6 alive. Five of which were meowing baby kitties. We got four out easily enough but one was under there for an extra day or two and wouldn't stop crying, every time Jed would crawl into the crypt to get it, the little bugger would make a run for it. I was having heart palpitations listening to it, no mother can listen to a baby crying (cat or human) for that long and not lose it. Finally, the cats have been eradicated, duct work has been re-worked, and now a few days after I first began this post, the crawl space is sealed off. If there were any cats left behind, well, hopefully they will evolve into white cats with permanently enlarged pupils in order to survive.

Okay, back to the original numbered list of what's going on, and why I have been incognito, you mean you were confused. Anyway...


#2 I was taking a couple of classes in order to earn credits to renew my teaching license and procrastinated my 14 written essays/journal articles until the last 10 days, of course. I thought being older and wiser I would have all of my work done in a prompt and timely manner, ha-some things never change. However, many long hours at the computer with Junior Mints got me through.


#3 My children were laid up with fevers/flu nastiness. Perfect timing. At least it was at the onslaught of everything and not during moving fun, but it did delay necessary things that led to Jed and I staying up until midnight on moving day eve, on our 7th anniversary (nonetheless), PACKING. Good thing we like each other and are perfectly content to stare lovingly at each other over boxes and duct tape.


Well that's all she wrote, I'm going to bed now because today was a 7-load laundry day (and this time I actually put it away)/mop the mass of non-carpeted flooring/supervise Jed's honey-do list and frankly I'm pooped.


You'll be seeing more of me now.


PS-Princess Buttercup is happy and she is half-way to making her debut. Yay for 20 weeks!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Princess ButterCup

Last night I dreamed the baby's name was... Butter... Short for Princess Buttercup, of course. I woke up, told Jed and he promptly responded, "I like butter," then went back to sleep. Butter it is. No one will ever make fun of her or call her the name of a brand of turkey for that one will they? Did I mention we are having a girl, well we are and if you have a name suggestion better than Butter, I'd love to hear it, because what is better in this world than butter?

Friday, March 11, 2011

Jara Isms 4.0


Maybe because we read her too many modern books with sassy characters or maybe because we have a little mockingbird on our hands, or maybe Sesame Street is educational, Jara has come up with quite the quotes lately.

"I look like a goon." The fatal pronouncement upon viewing her Sunday church hair and bow, complete with malibu feathers.

As she is rolling in the warm desert sand, "I'm basking in the sun." In context and everything

"Jack is such an angel." Jack was sleeping and her hands were serenely clasped under her chin when making this observation.


"I'm incognito." As she hides under a blanket in the living room, that would be the Sesame Street word of the day.

Observing me after a BIG dinner, "You are getting fuller and FULLER mommy." sigh

"Thank you, I am so grateful." Gracious sentiments after I found her missing toy. It's nice to be thanked.

We must pause before the next quote to give you a little background knowledge, so you can fully appreciate the situation. At preschool we sing the "Days of the Week" song to the tune of "Ate a Peanut." Applying the knowledge of that song, Jara composed her own melody "I don't like Jed, I don't like Jed, I don't like Jeeeddddd anymore......" Poor Jed, it's okay, we were both laughing so hard we had to go in the other room, it was very quiet singing and all the while she was innocently playing, and Jed had really ticked her off. Thankfully we haven't heard the song again and no one else has claimed to either, at least that we know about.