Toxic Chemical spill in my air vents this morning.
When I woke up I could detect an acidic burning in the air. The smell became stronger as I went into the children's rooms. It was a smell I am, unfortunately, very familiar with. I felt the floor for its distinguishing elements and could not find any evidence of 3-year-old pee, that could break down a car battery, but I could smell it. Every time I walked by the floor vent the smell became stronger and more prominent. Strange? So I asked my daughter the obvious question, thinking maybe she'd genetically inherited my husbands toddler habit of peeing in corners (thats what you get for laughing Jed.) She proudly showed me where she had taken off her panties and properly spilled forth a full nights worth of urine into my air ducts.
My arm can only bend so many degrees therefore, the labryinth of my ventilation system is now contaminated.
Someone call hazmat.
the culprit